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Today is my 18 year wedding anniversary!

I hate when you ask someone how long they've been married, they also feel compelled to tell you how long they dated as well. Like, "We've been married for a year, but have been together for five." When men say it, it means, "I was afraid of commitment but now I want the credit for it." When women say it, it means, "I want everyone to know just how long I've been putting up with his sh*t."   I think a more interesting statistic would be "How long have you been married? And how long have you been happy?"