David Letterman Top Ten submission #1

Posted Sat, 03/06/2010 - 09:31 by bmeehan

My David Letterman Top Ten submission was #1 this week!

 

Top Ten Other Unnecessary Changes To The Academy Awards


1.  Kanye West will announce who should have won

 

 

Letterman Top Ten List
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Marketplace Commercial

Posted Fri, 03/05/2010 - 12:26 by bmeehan

Here is Kansas City comedian Brad Meehan in an ad for Marketplace in Lawrence. I was the doctor. "Does this look infected?"

 

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Time Served

Posted Fri, 02/12/2010 - 22:12 by bmeehan

Today is my 18 year wedding anniversary!

I hate when you ask someone how long they've been married, they also feel compelled to tell you how long they dated as well. Like, "We've been married for a year, but have been together for five." When men say it, it means, "I was afraid of commitment but now I want the credit for it." When women say it, it means, "I want everyone to know just how long I've been putting up with his sh*t."   I think a more interesting statistic would be "How long have you been married? And how long have you been happy?"

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De Soto Kansas Chamber of Commerce

Posted Thu, 01/21/2010 - 15:56 by bmeehan

The DeSoto Chamber of Commerce wanted to hire a comedian for their annual dinner and invited me to perform. I had a wonderful time performing for them. I met a guy from the show The Mole. I didn't recognize him without his Speedo. The room was packed and they were great laughers!  Thanks again for inviting me to perform at your event.  For information on booking a comedian in Kansas City, click here.

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Untouchables

Posted Wed, 01/06/2010 - 14:35 by bmeehan

My 10 year-old daughter asked me what a 'virgin' was. I showed her my senior picture. She said, "I thought that was a 'homo'?"

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Reparations

Posted Fri, 01/01/2010 - 16:00 by bmeehan

Did you know the original Reparations deal was for "40 Acres and a White Woman"? And they said, "Screw that. Got anything less stubborn?"

 

 

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Who bought the jar of gravy?

Posted Fri, 01/01/2010 - 15:24 by bmeehan

When it comes to eating habits, there's a thin line between 'pregnant woman' and 'stoner'



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Random Updates

Posted Fri, 01/01/2010 - 10:38 by bmeehan

Asked Connor to list some things he loved. "Mom & Dad" came in right after Nintendo DS, bean bag, and BBQ sauce. In all fairness, it is good BBQ sauce.

Great. My daughter now knows what a 'period' is. "It's the thing mommy gets on holidays, anniversaries, and vacations" where magically every 28 days, Snack Fairies appear and fill our cupboards.

PMS: Purchase More Snacks

I hate cats but I love cat naps.

I love award shows. I wish I could play orchestra music whenever I wanted someone to stop talking.
 
Watching a transgendered couple assemble a crib on Discovery Health. S/he might have changed her gender but you can't change the fact that 's/he' just hammered with a shoe.

I'm going to send the kids to their rooms today - as punishment for anything they might have gotten away with.

Nothing like coming home to 3 screaming kids. It's days like these when I wish Maury Povich would pop out if the closet with the DNA test results. "You are NOT the baby daddy."

Daughter asked me if girls at my school wore Poodle Skirts. Yeah. Right after corsets and powdered-wigs went out of style.

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Headshot

Posted Wed, 12/09/2009 - 15:11 by bmeehan
Headshot

Here are some shots from a recent shoot. More photos here

London Comedy Store

Posted Wed, 12/09/2009 - 15:08 by bmeehan
London Comedy Store